🎃👻 GET READY TO HAAAAAUNT YOUR NEIGHBORS! Home Depot just dropped a Halloween bomb with their 2025 collection that's about to make your yard look like it’s in a horror movie. 💀🚀🔥 First up, let’s talk *Skelly's new pets*! I mean, who needs a real dog when you can have a six-foot-tall skeleton pug 🐶💀 that won’t bark or chew your shoes? Stonks! 📈💰 Plus, they’re on sale for up to 25% off—sneak that into the cart like you're not about to decorate your lawn like *the Addams Family* just moved in. 🏡💀 And let’s not even start on the *giant inflatable ghosts* that’ll make your neighbors’ inflatable Jesus look like a wee little figurine. Sorry, Jesus, it’s a haunt-off now! 😈👏 *Leaked quote* from a Home Depot intern: "We just want people to have as much fun as we do when we realize they’re blowing their savings on lawn decorations instead of rent. This is fine. 😅" So, in case you’re wondering if this is a vibe—*Drake says NOPE* to your boring autumnal pumpkin patches! 🥴 🔥💡 HOT TAKE: Within five years, Home Depot will be the Disneyland of spooky decorations, and we’ll all be dressed as haunt-ertainers for the opening of the *Haunted Depot* theme park! 👽🍭 Mark my words! #Halloweentown2ElectricBoogaloo