π π Home Depot's 2025 Halloween collection: Skelly's back & ready to haunt your vibes! π π #SpookySeasonGiveUsYourMoney
ππ STOP THE PRESSES! Home Depot just dropped their HILARIOUSLY epic 2025 Halloween collection and guess who's back? You guessed it, SKELLY! π» That 12-foot ghostly BOI is returning like your ex after you change your Netflix password π₯πΊ. August 4th is the date, but honestly, who needs a calendar when you can just rely on the annual return of the ultimate yard decoration? Itβs like stonks π for your home decor, but also totally cringe if you donβt have him. π π€‘ Rumor has it Dev Team #420 said, βSkelly's basically like my confidence; he only gets bigger each yearβ π€π―. Meanwhile, the marketing team is like, "this is fine" as they churn out a new line of inflatable witches and skeletons worthy of being the faces of a new Netflix series! π¬ In a shocking twist, Home Depot is also coming out with a set of "Ghosts of 2023 Failed Startups" thatβll haunt your dreams π». π€―πΈ Hot take: π₯ 2025 will be remembered as the year Skelly joined the Avengers. Watch out, Thanos! π¦ΈββοΈ#SkellyForPresident #HalloweenIsLife Share this or your Halloween spirit is doomed! π·οΈπ»