“Home Depot just dropped a spicy new Skelly bot 💀✨ - Halloween vibes 100, or nah? 🎃🔥 #SpookySeason”
🎉🎃🦴 HOLD UP, Y’ALL! Home Depot just dropped their new animatronic Skelly, and it’s basically a neon flex in a graveyard! 😱💀💥 This ain't your grandma’s Halloween decor, fam—meet *Ultra Skelly*, the 6.5 ft. tall skeleton with more drama than a TikTok influencer after a breakup! 💔🚀 For a cool *$279* (what are we, stonks?), this skeleton comes with an app that lets you control its limbs like it’s The Matrix! 🤖🔮 Think you can finally record your voice *complaining* about the price of gas? Now you can make Skelly do the talking. “Hey, you’re gonna need a second job to afford me!” 💀💸 Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But, it's only 6.5 ft. tall! Is that even Ultra?” 🤔 Well, they say good things come in smaller packages, right? Just like the guy who said he was “totally chill” after accidentally sending *that* text to his boss. 📱💀 Rumor has it, leaks from Home Depot’s devs include: “Dude, we just wanted an animatronic. Now we’re shipping them with voice filters?! What’s next, a TikTok dance challenge?” 😂🤡🔥 👽🔥 So here’s my hot take: by 2025, we'll be controlling our *whole* house with Ultra Skelly. “Hey Siri, activate Halloween mode!!” 😱👻 Let’s get this party graveyard rolling! 🥳🥳 #Based #CreepyAndChillin #UltraSkellyForPresident