🌞💥🚀 What if the sun was like that one dude at the party who just *won’t* stop bringing the vibe down? 😩✨💔 Welcome to the ride that is basically “Mission: Impossible,” but instead of Tom Cruise doing parkour, it’s a bunch of nerds trying to *detonate a stellar bomb on the sun* in the 2007 sci-fi banger, *Sunshine*—now streaming on Prime Video & Apple TV! 🍿🔥 So here’s the tea ☕️: a crew of eight astronauts aboard the Icarus II is like the ultimate group project, but instead of cramming for finals, they’re playing with *literal* nuclear physics to save Earth's *not-so-hot* sun! 🥴💀 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “It’s like what if we bombed the sun? Can’t wait for the sequel: ‘Sunshine 2: Bro, Chill!’” 🤡💰 Emotions? They got 'em! Their brains are like a galaxy—also, I think certain astronomers made a *meme* out of this movie, but fr fr, who wouldn’t want to see their meltdown as they wrestle with existential crises and solar flares? 🌌🧠 PREDICTION: This film will inspire an age of *sun-bombing* memes on TikTok, and I bet Netflix will greenlight “Sunshine: The Musical” starring *Shrek* as the sun. 💃✨ #Stonks 🔥🔥