🚨💥 BREAKING: *The Social Network* Sequel Will Be Messier Than Your Ex's DMs! 📉🤡 👀 Y’all remember when Mark Zuckerberg was portrayed as a socially awkward cyborg trying to clone himself on Facebook? Well, get ready for the glow-up because "The Social Reckoning" is here to make Zuckerberg look like a high school drama queen amidst a leak fiesta! 🎭💦 #DramaAlert 🎬 The brilliant brain behind this chaos? Aaron Sorkin – the dude who writes with more flair than a TikTok dance challenge! And guess who’s stepping into Zuck’s virtual shoes? Jeremy Strong… aka the Vicious Succession King 👑🔪. How about we get a host of Zuck’s imaginary friends in on this too? "Hey, is it too late to add my other social platforms to the script?" 🙈 🗣️🎤 *Leaked dev convo*: Dev 1: "So, we’re turning Facebook’s most cringe leaks into a blockbuster?" Dev 2: "Yeah, it’s like turning a focus group meeting into a Netflix Original! 😂" 🔥👽 People will be freaking out as Zuck confronts his demons and a bunch of hapless interns! No cap, it’s gonna be more engaging than a dopamine scroll on your feed! You know the vibes. 🤬 Hot take: This movie will either make us sympathize with Zuck or send him straight to the cringe level of a TikTok dance challenge – either way, "based" content ahead! 🚀📈 #Stonks 👀🔮