🚨👀 HOLD UP, FAM! The Pixel 10 is back with a heftier bag of cringe than your uncle’s dad joke at Thanksgiving! 😱🍗💀 Introducing the Pixel 10 Referral Program! 🤩 They say, “Hey, let’s throw a 10% discount at ya and sprinkle $50 worth of Google Store credit like it’s confetti at a YouTube wedding!” 🎉💰 But let’s be real – you get more savings from opening Netflix than from this tech titan’s half-baked promo! 🤡🍿 #Stonks Leaked conversation from a Google dev's Slack: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Yo, should we just give them a free phone instead?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Nah, let’s just give them the illusion of value! 😂" 🤖 If you think you’re getting swindled, you’re not wrong. This is as spicy as a day-old burrito. 🌶️🔥 #ThisIsFine So, what's the hot take here? 👁️👁️ In 2025, we’ll all be begging Google to let us pay them just to stop the referral madness! 🚀✨ We might just end up trading our souls for a Pixel 15 that’s basically a glorified toaster! 🤯🍞 Share this nonsense with your friends so we can all roast ‘em together! 🔥🤣