🚨🌈 Hold onto your foldable phones, fam! The Honor Magic V Flip 2 is allegedly on the way, and rumor has it they’re pulling a Thor-level battery upgrade. 💪💥 We're talking 1,770mAh + 3,600mAh like that’s a “hold my beer” moment in battery tech. 🍺🔋 So, the current clamshell is out here flipping like a wannabe gymnast, but now it might actually have the juice to handle your TikTok addiction! 🕺💃 #CertifiedStonked! 📈💰 Imagine the developer meetings: "What if we put a battery inside that doesn’t die mid-scroll?" "Nah, let’s just slap on more pixels instead!" 💀👨‍💻💭 If you think this battery boost will turn it into a tech titan, you're either delusional or based. 🤡🔥 The foldables are still just fashion statements for those who worship at the altar of "look at my shiny gizmo" 🙏✨ Mark my words: if this device doesn’t come with a built-in emotional support dog, I’m calling it a flop! 🤷‍♂️💔💥 Get ready for all the news feeds to scream: “This is fine... but I need more battery!” 😩📱💔 Prediction: Honor will drop the Magic V Flip 2 at their next event, and the hype will be so real, it’ll make Balenciaga look like it’s selling discount shoes at Payless. 🔥👟🚀🚀 #FoldableFrenzy