🚨 BREAKING NEWS: HMD Global just hit the brakes harder than a toddler on a sugar rush! 🚦💥 They’re “scaling back” US operations like they’re on a diet but forgot the kale. 🌱🤡 Apparently, the "challenging geopolitical and economic environment" has them feeling like that dog in the "This is fine" meme, surrounded by flames 🔥🐶💩. So, Nokia phones? Yeah, they’re not selling in the US anymore. Jokes on us, right? 😂💔 Even Barbie couldn’t save them—guess she can’t fix bad business decisions with her Dreamhouse 💅💔. Ya know how stonks📈 usually go up👆? Well, HMD is pulling a massive Drake point down👇. One developer was reportedly overheard saying, "We basically went from Nokia to 'No-Kia' overnight." 🤖💀 Real talk, fixing these issues is like trying to charge your phone with a potato 🤷‍♂️🥔💸. 🧠✨💥 In a world where nostalgia has gone too far, I predict HMD will pivot and revive the iconic Nokia brick phone as the next craze, marketed as "indestructible stress balls" for fragile millennials. 🚀 Get ready, fam, it's gonna be chaotic and I am here for it! 💯🔥 #NokiaFuture #HelpUsAll