🥴💪OMG fam, you’re NOT gonna believe this! The PROTEIN PANIC is over, folks! Are you sitting down? Because according to Dr. Andrew Freeman, the protein police ain’t coming for you! 🚨💀 🚫🦴 No cap, you’ve probably already hit your protein goal! Like, WHO knew just EXISTING got us the gains? If you’ve been downing protein shakes like they’re sweet nectar from the gods, it’s time to STOP 💰💔. Those overpriced protein bars aren’t gonna lift your spirits, just your 💸. 🧠 *Leaked quote from Dr. Freeman*: “Honestly, I thought people were just trolling, but here we are, a whole society running around like protein-deprived chickens.” 🐔🤡 Let’s be real. This ain't 2015 with "STONKS" booming from the meat aisle. Protein has gone full-on cringe! 🥩😵‍💫 The TikTok influencers are just counting # of protein farts at this point! 🤢🚀 So what’s next, fam? Are we trading protein for some *healthy potato chips* 😍? No lie, brace yourself — kale chips could be the next Bitcoin. 📈🔥 But please, for the love of carbs, stop stressing over this protein nonsense and just live your life! This is the future: Protein is OUT, PANCAKES for EVERY MEAL is IN! 🥞💥 If you share this, you might just save a life! #ProteinPanicToPancakePower! 😜🎉