👀💔🔥💸 **Breaking News: Hinge Is Going Full “The Streets Will Never Forget” with Its Own Payment System!** 💸🔥💔👀 Hold onto your dating app profiles, folks! Hinge’s co-founder 🕺💔, Justin McLeod, just pulled a classic *"Take my money!"* move and announced they’re building a payment system to dodge those pesky App Store fees! 💸💀 No more letting Apple fatten their coffers like a Thanksgiving turkey! 🦃🍏 💡💰 "This changes the equation for Hinge on many fronts," said McLeod (probably while sipping Dunkin' in true Boston fashion), which is code for: "We want to keep more of your swiping dollars, fam!" 🙌✨💸 Say goodbye to overpriced subscriptions and hello to Hinge being like that friend who “totally didn’t see your texts” 🥴😂. With Epic Games’ court win giving the middle finger to Apple’s 30% cut, Hinge is doing its best "Drake pointing" meme, showing Apple the door. 👋🐍 Epic might as well be handing out free stonks 💹 because the game is changing, people! Get ready for a future where you can swipe, match, and pay all in one go, while Apple is out here seething in a corner like *“This is fine”* 😤🔥. **Hot take: By 2024, Hinge will have a BAZOOKA payment service that runs on your bio’s star sign compatibility. If you're a Capricorn, it’ll charge you double. 😈💀💔**