"π Hinge CEO says AI love = junk food ππ« & plans to dodge those App Store fees like a pro! π°π"
π¨ HINGE CEO SPILLS TEA βοΈ ON AI COMPANIONSHIP + UNDERGROUND MOBILE PAYMENTS π¨ Ayo, fam! Gather 'round because Hinge's head honcho Justin McLeod just dropped some absolute GEMS in a convo with Nilay Patel. ππ¬ No cap, it's like watching a rom-com but instead of love, we got AI and under-the-table payments! π³ So, Justin's out here comparing AI companions to junk food ππ. I mean, who needs a partner when you can have a digital waifu thatβs 90% fries and 10% emotional support? This is fine. ππ #EatYourFeelings But wait - THERE'S MORE! π Hinge is plotting a way to dodge those pesky App Store fees π°βοΈ. Imagine paying for your love life directly instead of feeding the greedy app overlords! π *Cue the stonks meme* ππ€ But can we just address that this sounds like a dating app version of the Great Escape? πββοΈπ¨ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we're just trying to save you $$ so you can buy more avocado toast. #Priorities" π₯π΅ Listen, if Hinge manages to pull this off, they might just become the ultimate wingman! Or maybe theyβll crash and burn like a bad Tinder date? π₯π¨ββ€οΈβπ π₯ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, AI will be swiping right for you while you just chill in your mom's basement with a cat and a stack of pizza boxes. Welcome to love in the metaverse, baby! πππ #Based #Cringe #CanYouKeepUp