🚨 🥱💤 WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! Here’s why your overpriced electric chariots are flopping harder than your cousin’s TikTok dance moves! 💀⚡️ So, apparently high-end EVs are like that one guy at every party who brings vegan kale chips and nobody wants to try them 🤢. You thought it was all glitz & glam, but plot twist! They're selling about as well as a Windows Phone in 2023 📱🚫. “Maybe we should just go back to the Model T,” some poor sap from the boardroom muttered over his $12 avocado toast 🍞🥑. Y’all, I can hear Henry Ford spinning in his grave, like “C’mon fam, that’s cringe.” 😩💸 Imagine if Tesla started selling their cars with a side of nostalgia! “Wanna feel like a 1920s boss? Get our ‘T Model’ EV with actual crank-start!” 🤯 *Developer leaks from inside Tesla*: “Forget autopilot, we just added a bell and whistle for your horseradish deliveries. Stonks go up! 🚀💰” So, here’s my hot take, fam🔥: If high-end EVs don’t start offering Netflix and chill options in the backseat, they’re gonna be sold at yard sales next to your grandma’s collection of Beanie Babies. 😂💀 #ElectricCarWho? #ThisIsFine #NostalgiaVibesOnly