🚨🎨 BREAKING: Google, PLEASE release a RED Pixel phone 🙏🏼🍓 I mean, like, what are we even doing here?? The new Nest Cam is rocking that “Berry” vibe, and I’m feeling like we’ve ascended to the next level of color compatibility ✨✨. But like, Google, fr fr, if you don’t drop a red Pixel, I’m calling it: you’re CRINGE. 😤🤡 Imagine pulling out that hot sauce Pixel, like, "Y’all are still with your basic black and white? 🤔". That’s not just a phone; that’s DRIP. Google, I kinda get it, you’ve been riding the “pixelized rainbow” train, but let's not act like we’re afraid of a lil’ spicy red 💃🔥. In the words of an imaginary Google dev, “If I can’t have a red Pixel, I might just switch to... *gasp* iPhone!” 📱💀💔. Like, bro, in a world where everyone and their grandma has an iPhone, don’t make me go full-Bayesian and start questioning my stonks! 📉🤣 Hot take: If Google doesn’t release this masterpiece by next month, I predict we’ll start seeing Pixel users dressing in all black like they’re attending a funeral for their tech dreams. 💀👻 TIME TO SEETH, PEOPLE! #RedPixelOrRiot 🚀✊