🎤💥 “What’s on your desk, Dominic Preston?!” This is how *The Verge* times travel: London edition! 🕰️🇬🇧 Listen up fam, this dude’s the UK tech wizard 🌍🔮, keeping the news treadmill cranking while the US folks are still sipping their overpriced lattes. The morning grind hits different when you're dodging missing Android launches like Trinity dodging bullets in the Matrix! 💾🤖🔥 But hold up, it gets spicy! Picture this: a food-obsessed news editor with a newsletter called “Braise” 🍜🔥. This guy’s out here reviewing London joints like a Michelin star ninja while his desk doubles as a cooking HQ. 🤔🍽️ I mean, who needs a second bedroom when you could do cardio by walking to the fridge, amirite? #LifeHacks 💪😂 🔍 *Leaked quote from Dominic’s partner*: “Caught him mixing 5G with homemade gin—he’s going to create a tech cocktail that launches apps and gives you abs.” 💀🍸 #Stonks So what’s the hot take? By 2025, London will have devolved into a dystopian food court run by techies who can’t figure out how to charge their smartphones but can flip a perfect pancake. 👨‍🍳🔌 Share if you’re ready for the future of food-tech chaos! 🌈🍕✨ #TechIsEatingUsAlive