🚨 BREAKING: T-Mobile just pulled a classic move and made switching carriers harder than choosing a snack at a 24-hour gas station! 😱📱💀 You know, like trying to get your number from iPhone to Android while simultaneously figuring out if your life choices led you to a cringe spiral 😩. In the tech game, transferring your number should be as easy as "Drake Pointing" to that fresh new device and saying “I choose YOU!" But nah, T-Mobile decided to hit us with “hold my beer” levels of BS. 🍻🤡 "Honestly, I feel like T-Mobile is just trying to keep me hostage here. Like, do they have a secret ‘No Escape’ policy? 🙃👀" — leaked words of a dev somewhere, probably. Shoutout to our true tech enthusiasts out here vibing hard with that “This is fine” meme as they hold the line for 3 hours. Heavy cope, no cap. 💔 So if you’re dreaming of switching like it’s the season finale of your favorite show, just know you might end up stuck in T-Mobile’s Black Hole of Phone Numbers. Put down the stonks chart, fam; the real money-maker was convenience, and they just crapped all over it! 🚀💰 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, T-Mobile will be the only carrier left, using hostage negotiations and "loyalty points" for phone releases like a twisted Hunger Games. Good luck out there! 🔥🔥🔥