🧑‍🎓🚨 ALERT: COLLEGE STUDENTS, HOLY STONKS! 🚨🤯 Are you tired of ramen noodles and existential dread? Well, grab your overpriced textbooks because Google just dropped the ultimate “get-a-job-so-you-can-pay-your-student-loans” hack! 🔥💸 👀🔥 That’s right! Google—yes, that mega-corporation that makes more money than your entire college’s endowment—is handing out FREE access to their AI Pro plan! 😳💰 No cap, this is the best thing since sliced bread (or whatever they serve at the dining hall nowadays). But wait, there's more: 🎉 They're also rolling out new features, which probably means you’ll be able to write your essays with the soul of Shakespeare and the efficiency of a caffeine-fueled coding session! 🤖✍️ 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to make college students spend less time Googling ‘how to write an essay’ and more time watching cat videos.” 😂🐱 🔥 But let’s be real, if you're using AI to pass your exams, are YOU even learning? 🚀 *Drake pointing meme* “Why can’t you just fail like the rest of us?” *Drake in the background giving a thumbs up to AI support.* 🔮 Prediction: In 5 years, Google will launch an AI that can go to class for you. Meanwhile, we’ll all be working in the metaverse, living off crypto and TikTok dances. 🤪💀