🚨 Heroku is WOKE and BACK, baby! 🚀💥 But wait, they’re doing it for, like, the 257th time?! 🤔 Let’s spill the tea: this cloud fam is grinding like it’s the final boss in a video game, trying to pull back the “developer experience” from the abyss of chaos where it’s been sipping 🥤 bubble tea since 2015. I mean, have you seen the state of devs these days? Out here juggling AI tools like they're at a circus 🎪, dodging fragmented toolchains 🤡, and praying to the multicloud gods to save them from release schedule hell. 😱 🍵 “We’re here to remove operational friction,” said some code wizard at Heroku, probably while standing on a pile of burnout 🤯. Like, dude, chill. We can’t even deploy a simple app without feeling like we’re defusing a bomb! 💣 But fr fr, if they CAN manage to make dev life easier, then 🤯 major stonks for them. 📈 Still gonna roast them, tho, because I can’t help myself. What’s next? Heroku-branded yoga retreats for burnout prevention? 🧘‍♂️💰 🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, every dev will be working from a virtual reality cloud HQ while the rest of us struggle to keep our computer from crashing. This is fine. 😤💀 #DevLife #ViralChaos