🎉🚀 Y’all ready for some chaos-infused app dev gossip straight from the Heroku oven? 🍞💥 So, here’s the tea ☕: Modern app development is like trying to run a marathon while dodgeballing AI bots and praying to the Cloud Gods 🙏☁️. CEOs be like: “We need AI-driven apps, but also, can we add a sprinkle of regulatory anxiety? 🤡💀” Honestly, it’s a vibe – and by vibe, I mean complete and utter apocalypse! 🥴🔥 Heroku just dropped the ultimate “how to not pull your hair out” blueprint 📜✨. They’re talking about “autonomous agents” like we aren’t all just one bad coffee away from a breakdown. I can hear the developers in my head: “Look, if my code runs, it’s a W. Who cares if it’s beautiful?” *Cringe* 😅 Rumor has it, a leaked convo from their dev team went something like: 🧑‍💻 “We built this AI integration to save time.” 🤖 “But will it make the coffee?” 🧑‍💻 “No cap, if it does, we’re about to make stonks! 💰💰” And here’s my hot take: In 5 years, we’ll just deploy our thoughts directly into the Cloud… and I’m here for it! 🤯💾👽 Get ready for “Thought as a Service” – but like, fr fr, don’t cope too hard. 😜✌️ Share this with your fellow devs before they start coding with actual brain cells! 💥💻 #AppDevMadness