🚨BREAKING NEWS: HeroDevs just raised a whopping $125M from PSG 💸💸, because apparently keeping ancient code alive is the next frontier in tech! 🦖🥴 💥Listen up, fellow code warriors! They’re throwing $20M of that sweet, sweet cash into an Open Source Sustainability Fund 🍃💵 like it’s a philanthropic hobo party. Imagine a world where old open-source software gets the love it deserves... it’s like giving your grandma’s old flip phone a makeover with a TikTok filter! 📲👵💄 “Hey fam, check out this throwback code! What’s the 0x3A on this function?” But for real, is this based or cringe? 🤔 Some devs be like: “I finally can stop hearing ‘Legacy software? Did you try turning it off and on again?’” 😂🖥️🍕 Some leaked developer quotes: “If I have to touch one more line of that 2010 spaghetti code, I’m quitting to sell crystals on Etsy!” ✨😱 — No cap, that’s on period. Prediction time: In 5 years, we’re gonna see a merger between HeroDevs and a vegan kale smoothie company. They’ll save our software *and* the planet!? 🤯🍃 So get hyped... or seethe in your cubicle! Share this hot mess or keep seething! 🔥🚀💀 #HeroDevsAreTheRealHeroes