🚨🎉 BREAKING: HeroDevs just snagged a jaw-dropping $125M to keep your grandma’s favorite dinosaur of open-source software alive and kickin’! 🦖💰 Who knew outdated code was worth more than your life savings? 😂🤡 These folks are basically the IT equivalent of a Tinder date that’s way too into retro video games – like, bro, those graphics are long gone! 🤦‍♂️💔 Imagine if the original developers were like, “Nah, fam, this project is dead”—and here comes HeroDevs, swooping in like “Hold my energy drink!” 🚀💀 #SaviorComplex What are they gonna do next? Revive Internet Explorer by throwing $10 million at it? 💻🔥 “You haven't lived until you've coded in an unsupported browser!” said no one ever. 😂💀 Meanwhile, the Dev Team: "Our code is more deprecated than your *high school hairstyle*!" - #LeakedQuote But really, in a world of shiny new tech 🚀✨, why are we investing in the software equivalent of sending your ex to college? 🤷‍♂️ The ultimate cope, am I right? 🤣 🌌🔥 So here’s my hot take: by 2025, we’ll have AI-powered time machines that not only fix bugs but also bring dead code back to life and give it a glow-up! Buckle up, it’s about to get WILD! 🤖💥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine