🌪️📉 *BREAKING: The Electric Dream Died (Again) 😂💀* So here’s the tea, fam 🍵: Henrik Fisker, the guy behind that EV startup everyone pretends to care about, just shut down his nonprofit like it was a Netflix show that got canceled after one season. 😱💸 You’d think he was just trying to save the whales 🐋, but nah, he’s out here swiping left on innovation faster than my last Tinder date! "Listen, Geeta," Henrik probably said while crying over a spreadsheet, "the Tesla Stonks go brrr, and we’re over here like *this is fine*?! 🤡" This nonprofit was supposed to be the superhero of *healthcare, education, sustainability* and all that jazz 🎷. But instead, they just went full ghost mode 👻 on saving the planet. And honestly, it sounds like their funding wasn’t even *based* to begin with. Cope harder, Henrik! 😂🤷‍♂️ But here’s the real kicker, folks: if you thought hydrogen-powered cars were the future, you might wanna check with Elon—he’s just over there like *Drake pointing at my bank account* 🤑. 🔥 *Hot take*: In 2025, we’ll all be driving electric pogo sticks instead of cars because clearly, that’s where the real *green* money is! 🚀 *#PogoStonks* #BurnItDown