🔔🔥BREAKING: Helios is about to *launch* like Elon Musk on an energy drink bender! 🚀💰 These wannabe tech moguls just snagged a cool $4 MILLION to become the AI overlord for policy professionals. Sounds like they’ve finally found the right way to waste *everyone’s* taxpayer dollars! 😂💸 Picture this: your local policy advisor playing God with AI while guzzling overpriced coffee, courtesy of your tax money. "Hey Siri, what should I do about traffic laws?!" 🤖🚦 Spoiler: The answer is never to ask Siri. 💀💯 But seriously, who are these folks? Dev Team: “We’re the torchbearers of democracy!" 🔥 Us: “Bro, you just snatched funding like it was Black Friday and none of us asked for your AI-induced chaos!” 🤡✌️ And you know, if their AI messes up, we might as well just give up and start referring to it as Skynet. 🤯💁‍♂️ So what’s next? Helios claims they can change the world… looks like we’re one step closer to "this is fine" dog in a burning world! 🐶🔥 My hot take? They're either the next big thing or a glorified ChatGPT that just gives you “STONKS!” when you ask about policies. 💀👀 Can't wait to see which direction this dumpster fire goes! #FutureOfPolicy 💫 #AIOverlord 🤖