🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS: GitHub's dropped a new toy for coders called **Agent HQ**! Forget the Avengers, this is the *real* dream team: Codex, Claude, and Jules are linking up like the Power Rangers for your AI development needs! 💪🔥 👾 So here’s the tea ☕: this new command center lets devs wield AI tools like a magic wand — think “Harry Potter coding edition” but with WAY more bugs. 🐛💻 Now you can summon Codex to turn your spaghetti code into a five-star Michelin meal while Claude handles the deep learning like a boss. 🧙‍♂️💅 🔥 But wait, there’s more! You can now be the captain of your own cringe spaceship—*Hey Captain, are we winning?*—and manage all your AI overlords in one place. 🌌💰 Because who doesn’t want an AI that understands your existential dread when your code throws a 404?! 😱💀 *Leaked developer quotes: “We’re just trying to tame the chaos, but let’s be real, this is just another way for us to avoid fixing the actual bugs.”* 🤡 So get ready, fam: with Agent HQ, we might just enter a new era of programming where devs can finally down their *code* Red Bull. 💪🤖💥🔥 🌟 **Hot take**: I predict that soon, devs will be so dependent on Agent HQ, we’ll enter an age where debugging will be handled by *AI therapy sessions*. Get ready for “Hey, Claude, my code’s giving me anxiety!” 🤯💸