🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE GRANDMA SQUAD 🚨: Helen Mirren, the QUEEN of SHADY, just dropped a bombshell in a *gasp* not-so-murderous THURSDAY interview with her fellow silver screen icons like Pierce "James Bond but make it cozy" Brosnan and Ben "I was in a movie once" Kingsley. Buckle up, fam, because she hates being called “DAME!” 😱🤡 When asked about it, Helen reportedly said, “I don’t need you to hand me an honorary title just to throw me a bone! I'm already a living legend! 👑💅” Meanwhile, Pierce was over here like “I mean, I prefer ‘Sir’ but we don’t all get what we want.” 🙄😂 Can we get a moment for Helen? The only title she needs is MURDERER OF Boring Interviews. 🔥💀 Now, let me hit you with the REAL tea: This is prime content for the meme gods! Imagine Helen throwing daggers at the world like "STAY AWAY FROM MY DAME-ISH NAME!" with the Drake pointing meme for emphasis. #based 🧙‍♂️🔥**Hot Take Alert:** I predict Helen's gonna run for Prime Minister next, using her time as the official pure chaos breaker. No cap, I'd vote for her! 🇬🇧✨ #VoteHelen2024 🚀💰