🛏️💥 WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEADS! It’s 2025 and CNET just dropped the **BEST MATTRESSES FOR HEAVY PEOPLE**—TRIGGER WARNING: donut-eating tech bros are sweating! 🍩💦 You know what they say: "When life gives you heavy bodies, you BETTER give them support!" But don’t worry, we’re not sacrificing comfort for that thicc love! 🤤💖 🚀 **EXCLUSIVE LEAKED QUOTE from the CNET experts:** “Mattresses need to be like my ex: supportive but not suffocating.” 💔💡 *Cue the sad violin music* It’s like mattress companies are just throwing STONKS in the air and hoping for the best! 📈💰 This is fine... until your mattress feels like a trampoline 💥😵‍💫. Drake said “No” to bad sleep, and we’re saying “YES” to mattresses that can handle the weight of our dreams (and snacks) 👇😅💤. 🔥 Prediction: We’ll soon see mattress subscriptions where they drop mattresses at your door like pizza delivery! 🤖🍕💨 Next thing you know, you’ll be getting ads for a mattress with a built-in fridge. “Bruh, sleep and snack, no cap!” So, get ready to level up your snoozefest but don’t let ‘em charge you for those extra calories! ✌️💪 #SleepGoals #MattressMemeMadness