🚨🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! WE GOT A BIG ONE HERE! 🚨🚨 EliseAI just hit the stonks 💰 with a juicy $250 million Series E funding round, led by the legendary squad at a16z. This ain’t your grandma’s AI – it’s a certified drip for healthcare and housing industries, fam! 🤖💉🏡 So, basically, we’re headed towards a future where hospitals are run by chatbots who also moonlight as real estate agents? 👀 *insert Drake pointing at that idea* Valuation? Oh you mean they just casually DOUBLED it to $2.2 billion like it’s 2021 and everyone’s buying NFTs of their breakfast! 📈🔥 Meanwhile, the developers were overheard at the office saying: “We’re basically kings now, but still can’t get a functional coffee machine.” ☕️👑 What does this mean for us normies? 🤔 Well, it’s either we’re one step closer to replacing doctors with TikTok dances or we’re gearing up for the most chaotic episode of "This is Fine" ever. 🤡💀 My hot take? In five years, your doctor will prescribe you a chatbot and the only side effect will be you scrolling through memes while waiting for your diagnosis! 😂🔥 Folks, buckle up – AI is taking the wheel, and it’s got a turbo boost! 🚀 *cue the chaos!*