🚨🚨 HEADACHE HACKS OR FOOD FOR THOUGHT? 🍕💊💥 Yo fam, so apparently, *some experts* (who even are they? ☠️) are out here giving us food advice for headaches like it’s some sort of medieval magic. 🧙‍♂️✨ According to these so-called food wizards, munching on certain eats could help kick that migraine monster to the curb! 👊💥 So, let's break it down, fam! They’re saying things like DARK CHOCOLATE (aka the true love of my life 💖🍫), MARSHMALLOWS (for when you wanna feel like a kid again, no cap 👶🔥), and... wait for it... SPINACH?! 🥬 Ayo, Popeye called, he wants his reputation BACK! *Leaked Nutritionist Quote:* “Look, if I had a dollar for every headache cured by chocolate, I could buy the tech company that made Spinach cool again.” 💰💀 And for those of y'all still in denial: THIS IS FINE (as you sip your kale smoothie) 😂. So grab a piece of chocolate, and stop acting like a boomer who thinks Tylenol is the answer! 🥴💊 🔥 Hot Take of the Day: In 2030, the cure for all headaches will be a quick smack on the head while yelling “STONKS!” 💥🚀 Share this if you want to laugh through the pain! 🤪💬