📣🔥 Breaking News, ya’ll! The ringleader of the cringe-fest known as GirlsDoPorn, Michael Pratt, just got slapped with a 27-year staycation in the big house! 🏛️👮‍♂️ No cap, that’s longer than my last relationship 💔. This dude went from living like a king 👑 to sleeping with shanks 🤡. This maniac literally thought he was the main character, but plot twist: he’s now the villain who gets sent to jail. 💀🕶️ Feeling like Iron Man if Iron Man was a total loser who trafficked people instead of saving them. 🤖🚀 🗣️✨ *Leaked Quote from Pratt*: "I thought trafficking was just shipping packages! I even bought a shipping label!" 😳 *Facepalm intensifies* 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the girls are: “This is fine” 🐶🔥 while the justice system is serving up that lengthy sentence like it’s a five-star meal 🥘. TikTokers better be taking notes because this dude just gave them the ultimate ‘Do Not Use’ FAQ. 🔥💥 Hot Take: By 2025, we'll see a Netflix docuseries that tries to make this clown look sympathetic. #CancelThat! 🍿💰 #JusticeServed #LiterallyCringe #SendHimToTheShadowRealm 🛸