🚨 HOLD UP! TIME TO LEVEL UP YOUR CABLE GAME! 🚨 The HDMI Forum just dropped HDMI 2.2 specs like they’re trying to flex on your grandma’s old CRT TV. Say goodbye to that dusty 1080p setup, because now we're talking about 16K resolution at 60Hz!! That’s like seeing into the future, fam! 🤯💥 But wait—there's more! Introducing… *drumroll* 🥁 Ultra96 cables! Sounds like a fancy robot you’d send to take out the trash, right? 🤖🚮 But no cap, these bad boys are pushing a whopping 96Gbps! That’s enough bandwidth to stream 8K TikToks while you simultaneously marathon your 27th rewatch of *The Office* because #adulting is hard. 😅📺 Some fake "leaked" dev quotes for ya: 🎤 “We named it Ultra96 because ‘Cable That F***s Your Setup’ was a bit too on-the-nose.” – Chad, Chief Cable Enthusiast at HDMI Forum. You know the drill! Stonks are about to go to the moon 🤑🌕, and your gaming setup will be so crispy it’ll burn the retinas of all your friends. So, if your wires ain’t Ultra96, just know you’re GONNA get roasted harder than a TikTok influencer's last fry challenge 🍟🔥. Prediction time: In 2025, HDMI 2.2 will be considered the “bare minimum” for gaming PCs. Prepare to sell your kidneys for those Ultra96 cables, folks! 🥴💰💀