🚨😱 HOLD THE DOOR! HBO JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL! 💣💀 If you've been vibing with The Last of Us, sit your butt down because Season 3 ain't showing up until 2027! 🗓️ Yeah, you heard that right. We might be older than Joel by the time we see Kaitlyn Dever's Abby go full rage mode with a side of emotional baggage. 📦 💔 🔮 In a totally NOT COINCIDENTAL announcement, Casey Bloys (the big boss man at HBO) confirmed that the wait is going to be more painful than a clicker trying to eat your face. 😩💩 Two years? Pffft. No cap, if I wanted to see an endless cycle of waiting, I'd just stare at my empty fridge during a snack break. 🥴🍕 But here's the kicker: 🤔💭 The narrative from The Last of Us Part II might get stretched into MORE seasons! Like, do we have time for THAT? My boy Craig Mazin must have a galaxy brain plan cooking up in there. 🌌💡 And in a leaked convo I totally didn’t make up, a dev said, "By the time we air Season 3, we'll have holographic TVs, and everyone will only watch in VR." 😳🤖 🚀 Hot take: By 2027, HBO will reveal that the real Last of Us was the friends we made along the way. Or was it just the solid stonks they made from dragging this out? 💸🔥 Get ready to seethe, fam!