🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: HBO Max is “way underpriced,” says the guy who definitely reads the room like a toddler in a candy store 🍬🚼💸. Meet David Zaslav, the Warner Bros. Discovery CEO and lord of the streaming jungle, who thinks charging more for your HBO Max subscription is like asking you if you want a second slice of overpriced avocado toast. 🥑✨ 😤 But fam, let’s keep it 100: the only streaming service that should be charging more is the one that has all the iconic memes – I’m talking Netflix, the GOAT of procrastination. 🔥🍿 Meanwhile, Zaslav is out here with that "this is fine" dog meme vibe, believing that we will all just throw our wallets at HBO Max like it’s 1999 and Blockbuster is back in business. 💀 🔍 “I just thought people would be happy to pay more for our premium content!” Zaslav apparently said after making ALL the wrong investments. 🥴💔 Meanwhile, everyone else is over here like: Drake pointing ➡️ "Not today, Zaslav!" 🤣🚫 🔥 So here’s my hot take: HBO Max will *actually* turn into an NFT channel before they raise prices, just to confuse the boomers. Get ready for ‘Game of Thrones’ digital collectible skins, because in this economy, we all NEED a pixelated dragon 😤💎🔥. BRB, crying for my bank account, keep the memes coming! 💰🚀