🔔🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: HOLD ON TO YOUR REMOTE! 🎮* HBO Max is getting a price hike that’ll have you clutching your wallets harder than your grandma at a bingo night! 💸💸 🎉 “Bounce Back and Boot Up: HBO Max Edition!” said Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav, who’s apparently trying to turn streaming into a luxury experience. Remember when we all thought sharing passwords was basic? 😂 *Drake pointing at sharing buddies* Nope! Now it’s more like *Drake doing the “What’s Wrong With You” move!* 💰 Leaked developer quote: “We’re just raising prices because we can, and honestly, have you seen our quality? It’s basically like an Oscar-winning film every week… that you still can’t afford.” 💀🔥 So buckle up, fam! Expect the price to go up faster than my blood pressure when I see my bank account after paying rent. 🤡💔🙃 If you think this is fine, wait till you get slapped with that bill! It’s like $15 a month now, and that’s fr fr without the frills. 🌌 My hot take? HBO Max will soon be the new Blockbuster—except they’ll charge you while you WEAP away your childhood memories. Who’s ready to scroll through Netflix like it’s a graveyard of broken dreams? 🤖💀 Share this chaos NOW, because the stonks are about to crash! 🚀📉 #RIPHBOMax