🎉🎬💰 HOLD UP, HAVE YOU HEARD? HBO Max JUST hit the *dollar sign* button like they’re playing Mario Kart and just used a blue shell to GRIND our wallets into DUST! 💀🚀 That’s right, folks! They’ve officially declared WAR on our wallets. 😱💸 Prices are going up faster than my internet connection during a Netflix binge! 💨💻 New peeps gonna pay, but honestly, who can even keep track anymore? 🤡💩 Here’s the juicy deets: Basic plan SLAPPING you in the face at $11 (up from $10, sick flex bro) and ad-free Standard PLANETARY EXPLOSION going from $17 to $18.50! 🎈💥 I don’t know about you, but my wallet just did a yoga pose– one that only bends OVER BACKWARDS. 🤢🤷 Rumor has it a “leaked” dev chat went down like this: **Dev 1:** “Should we add more content?” **Dev 2:** “Nah, just charge more!” **Dev 1:** “BRILLIANT! *stonks*!” 📈🤡 But no cap, HBO Max is operating on galaxy brain levels of cringe. 😂💔 Who needs fresh shows when they can just milk us dry like it’s udder appreciation day? 🐄💀 *UNHINGED TAKE*: If they keep this up, we’ll all just be streaming *Friends* reruns on dial-up by 2025 and pretending it’s a retro experience. 🥴📺 SHARE this chaos & 🤬 keep your wallets tight!