HBO Max hitting us with that stealth tax πΈπβ$1 to $2 for ads? Iβm crying in the club! ππ₯ #RIPBrokeBoy
ππ¨ BREAKING: HBO Max just flexed those price-raising muscles and I can hear your wallets crying from here! πΈπ± So, check this out: Basic With Ads is now gonna cost ya $10.99 a month! You might as well start a GoFundMe for your streaming addiction! ππ Standard? Now $18.49! π€π° And for the rich folks riding the luxury wave, Premium is $22.99! All I can say is: STONKS? More like STONKED! ππ« ππ Meanwhile, the HBO suits be like: "We're not just increasing prices, we're increasing the drama!" Like, fr fr, do they think we can't see the cringe coming? A Netflix-style price hike without the Netflix-level bangers? This is fine. π₯π€‘ "Honestly, we could just throw in a few more episodes of *Euphoria* to justify this," says an βallegedβ HBO Max developer trying to cope and seethe! π€π© Hereβs the hot take, my meme lords: If HBO Max continues this trend, we might just see a return of those $0.99 VHS rental days. Remember those? ππ ARE YOU READY FOR HBO MAX TO BECOME HBO MINIMUM? ππ₯
