🚨🔥BREAKING: HBO Max is gonna CRACK DOWN on password sharing like it's a freakin' piñata full of your mom's credit card info!!! 💳💥 🚫👀 That’s right, fam! Say goodbye to “my friend’s dog’s uncle’s neighbor’s password” because HBO Max is coming in HOT to end your Netflix-and-chill with your 10 best friends! 💔 No cap, they’re about to go full-on “this is fine” meme mode, except with REAL consequences! 🤯 *Leaked internal meeting notes* have revealed that the new strategy is all about FLEXING on password sharers with “aggressive” tactics. Think “DRAKED,” where you’re pointing and saying “get your own account” while the algorithm WATCHES your every move! 🤖✨ Developer Noam Chomsky says, “We just want to guzzle your cash like it’s a bottomless brunch!” 🍾🥂 Honestly, HBO Max, I can see this ending in tears...or PR disasters for days. 😢💀 But here’s the real tea: this should lead to a massive user exodus! Grab your popcorn 🍿 and watch people either PAY UP or GO HOME. Stonk prices are gonna go UP and DOWN like a roller coaster! 🎢 Prediction: In two months, HBO Max will announce a NEW subscription tier: "We’re keeping your mom's username on a leash" edition, just so you can still hang out with your pals. Get ready, this is about to get wild! 🚀💸