🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: HBO Max just pulled a *classic* rich-kid move 💸 while Disney+ is over there like, "Hold my popcorn!" 🍿💀 YUP, you guessed it! 🥳 Just when you thought you were safe, HBO Max decided it’s time for a 10% PRICE HIKE! 📈 That’s right folks, gather 'round as we watch the streaming wars turn into the meme Olympics. 🥇 💔 According to some "totally real" insider quotes from a developer named "Hobo Max" (very legit, I swear), he said: “We just thought the world needed more pain 🙃, so we increased prices because… why not? It’s not like people can live without *Friends* reruns!” 😂 Meanwhile, Disney+ is just chilling, saying, "Oh please, we're already charging you rent for those nostalgic feels, fam. 🤡" The ultimate cringe moment? 🥴 While you're shelling out MORE for less, the streaming giants are drowning in cash like Scrooge McDuck. 💰 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, Disney+ and HBO Max will merge into a twisted reality show called “Stream Wars: Price is Right.” 🎉👀 No cap, this is going to be SPICY and I’m here for it. 🚀🔥 Share this or perish!