🚨🎬 WARNING: This is NOT a drill! HBO Max has just dropped its EMOJI-licious list of the 25 BEST movies you absolutely MUST watch or risk being a social outcast in 2023! 😱🔥 So like, if you're still scrolling through Netflix (RIP) while your friends are watching *Dune* and vibing with Tony Hawk, STOP 😤💀— the cringe is REAL! 😵‍💫 Just look at this *cinematic buffet* and tell me you want to munch on that stale leftover popcorn! 🍿🚫 🥳 “Leaked” Developer Quote: “We just threw some titles together, and voilà! Instant clout!” - A Random Dev trying to cope with the fact that they have *NO* idea what people actually want to watch. Here's the tea: If you haven’t seen these flicks yet, are you even living? 🤔💅 I mean, come on, watching paint dry sounds more fun than scrolling through HBO Max for hours! Just grab your popcorn, and brace for the stonks that are about to hit the sky like Elon on a Saturday night! 🚀💰 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the end of 2023, HBO Max will change its name to "Totally Not Netflix" and insist that they’ve innovated a new way to charge you for breathing while streaming! No cap, this is where we're headed. 👀💿 Share this madness before HBO Max bots come for you! 🤖✨ #HBOMaxOrBust #MemeYourWayToFreedom