🎉🔥 Yo fam, hold onto your swords and dragons ’cause HBO is back at it again, pumping more prequels than a speedrunning team at a *Mario Kart* tournament! 💀🐉 They just dropped a news bomb: A Knight for the Seven Kingdoms is *technically* still in the oven and somehow got renewed before even being served. 🤡🍽️ Now, the big brains at HBO are like, “more seasons, more dragons, more $$$!” 💰💸 Because *why* not milk this franchise until the last Targaryen is scampering for leftovers? 🚀🚀 Meanwhile, House of the Dragon is already on its FOURTH lap around the track, like that one friend who just won’t stop texting you about their gym gains. 📈💪 “Honestly, we’re just trying to catch up with the Marvel universe,” one HBO exec presumably said while tripping over their own ambitions. 🤖💬 And don’t forget about Tim Robinson’s The Chair Company and that new Mark Ruffalo show – I guess HBO is trying to diversify their “bank” like it’s *Stonks* season, but in reality, it’s looking a bit *cringe*. 🤦‍♂️🪙 So here’s the hot take: By 2025, every molecule of Westeros will be released as a prequel or sequel, including a rom-com featuring a Tinder date between Jon Snow and a direwolf. You heard it here first, folks! 🚨🍷🔥 #HBOChaos #KnowYourDragons