🚨💰BREAKING: HARVEY JUST SCORED $300 MILLION! 🚨💰 Y’all, the tech wizards at Harvey just pulled a "hold my beverage" and raised $300 million to unleash their AI legal assistant upon humanity. Yup, that's right—a robot lawyer💼 that *definitely* won’t charge you $500 an hour to read your Tinder bio like a contract. Fr fr, they'd probably tell you to put a ring on it after the first swipe. 📜💍 The funding is like the Avengers assembling but instead of superheroes, it’s just a bunch of suits from Kleiner Perkins and Coatue, sitting around a conference table, sipping overpriced lattes while they slap away the competition like they’re Whack-a-Mole. 🤡👨‍💻 One animated developer allegedly said, “This is fine.” *Proceeds to meme-ify the legal system like it's a TikTok dance challenge.* 💃🔥 "Lawyers are going extinct, just like Blockbuster. 😂" - Another random developer quote you totally believe. But for real, what’s next? Legal disputes settled by a game of Among Us? 👀🚀 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all be hiring AI lawyers to sue each other over who’s the biggest moron on the internet. This isn't just a trend, it’s a whole ass era. Buckle up, fam! 💀🚀💥