Harvey just bagged $300M 💰 like it’s payday, now valued at $5B 🤯! Serving 337 clients, including KKR & PwC 🔥. Who needs sleep when you can have legal AI? #MoneyMoves #BasedBusiness
🚨 STOP RIGHT THERE! 🚨 You won’t believe the total *chaos* going down in the legal AI world! 🎉💼 Your fave new robot lawyer startup, Harvey (yeah, that one—sounds like your high school buddy), just pulled a *major* flex with a $300M Series E round thanks to Kleiner Perkins and Coatue. 💰🤑 That’s a $5B valuation, folks! WHOA, that’s like enough cash to buy your own country...or at least a sweet new gaming setup. 😎🎮 But wait, there’s more! This baby claims to serve *337* clients like KKR and PwC! 💼🔥 Those are some big names, but let’s be real—does anyone *actually* know what KKR does? ‘Cause I’m still over here trying to figure out why my printer won’t connect to WiFi. 🤖💀 In a *totally* leaked conversation, we caught Harvey’s CEO Winston Weinberg saying, “Our AI does all the legal work so lawyers can focus on their real job: finding out who brought the weird fish salad to the office potluck!” 🐟🥗 Meanwhile, Bivek Sharma from PwC is just sitting there like, “This is fine…” while sipping overpriced coffee. 🤡 🔥🔥 Here’s a hot take: Get ready for a future where AI lawyers replace human lawyers, and courtrooms turn into live Twitch streams! Legal drama? More like *legal meme-fest*! 😂💥 So strap in, folks; we’re entering the chaotic legal dimension, and it’s about to get WILD! 🚀💣✨ #HarveyHustles #MemeLawyers