🚨 BREAKING: Harmonic just raised $100M and now has a valuation that *might* actually be a math problem that even their AI can't solve! 🤯💸 Mathlete vibes are STRONG with this one! So, hold up! 🤡 They’re cooking up an AI named Aristotle (no, not *that* Aristotle, the one who didn’t get wrecked in high school math) to tackle formal mathematical reasoning. That's right, kiddos - we went from slope = rise/run to AI that might just lecture you on the Pythagorean theorem. 📐🔺 The company, co-founded by Vlad "Robinhood Rich Boy" Tenev (who we know from FINANCIAL CHAOS), is valuated at nearly $900 million. That's almost as many times as I’ve seen someone cringe at their own bank account balance after a night out. 🥴💰 🔥 Leaked quote from an imaginary Harmonic dev: “We’re basically the Avengers of math, but instead of smashing villains, we’re smashing complex equations. No cap!” 💪 But let’s be real - if this AI cranks out memes that actually help with my calculus homework, I’ll throw a parade. 🙌🎉 🚀 Hot take: In 2030, we’ll be negotiating contracts with sentient math AIs that will still be confused about how humans use a calculator… THIS IS FINE. 🤖✨🔥 #MathletesUnite #Stonks