🚨🎬 BREAKING: “Happy Gilmore 2” is dropping on Netflix and you WON’T want to miss it! Or maybe you will. 🤔💀 Let’s be real, you could just rewatch the original ’90s classic and save yourself the existential crisis. 💸💥 I mean, Adam Sandler got the bag AGAIN, like “stonks” level of cashing in! 💰💀 Meanwhile, Netflix is cranking out sequels faster than your mom can say, “But have you watched anything NEW?” 🤡😩 But wait! Hold up! They’re also serving us “Old Guard 2” like it’s a hot slice of pizza at 3 AM 🌌🍕. Charlize Theron back in action throwing down like: "I’m too pretty for this sh*t!" 🎤🤖 Honestly, if I see one more sequel or remake, I might just start a petition for originality. Like fr fr, we need new ideas! 👾👀 And while we dive into Netflix's dumpster fire, did you hear about “Trainwreck?” They’re dropping FIVE new episodes. 📺💥 How many more trainwrecks do I need in my life? Leaked developer quote: "What if we just throw money at Adam Sandler until he runs out of luck?" 🤷‍♂️💸 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, every movie will just be a Netflix original sequel to an already forgotten TikTok trend. Mark my words. 🥲💣