🚨 ALERT! THE BEAN IS CUMMING! 🚨 Okay fam, gather round because Hank Green just dropped the productivity app that’s cuter than your grandma’s knitting 🧶👵🌈—Introducing “Focus Friend”! The app that turns your procrastination into an emotional rollercoaster, and it’s climbing the App Store charts faster than a TikTok dance trend 💀🔥. 🐾 Here’s the tea: Every time you get distracted by TikTok or Instagram (👀we see you), this adorable little bean starts crying its cute little heart out! And honestly, we’re not here for that energy. Like, can we let the bean live? 😩💔 "Yo, who knew a knitted bean could deliver emotional manipulation on this level?" - Some Random Dev Probably 🤖💬 So as you try to avoid the depths of doomscrolling, remember: if you fail, you're not just letting yourself down; you’re ruining a bean's knitting project, and that's a crime against humanity! 🚔🚫 Prediction: By next week, everyone and their mom will be cosplaying as this sad bean, and “Focus Friend” will become the final boss of productivity apps. Get ready for the bean vs. all other focus apps EPIC SHOWDOWN! 👑🛡️ Stonks? No cap, fr fr. It's about to get *messy*! 💰💥💥 #FocusBeanChallenge