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πŸš€ Hadrian just raised $260M for space factories! πŸ’Έ Total funding: $500M! Elon saying β€œHold my rocket!” πŸ”₯πŸ’€ #NotYourAverageFactory

July 17, 2025
19 days ago
Techmeme
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πŸš€πŸ€– *Breaking News!* Hadrian just bagged a whopping $260M for their *not-so-secret* plan to pump out automated factories like they're Hot Pockets in a microwave! πŸ”₯πŸ’° That's right, fam! They're assembling space and defense parts faster than I can say "this is fine" while my code crashes. πŸ’©πŸ’» Like, who needs human labor when you can have robots that probably run on 100% pure caffeine? β˜•βš™οΈ *Leaked developer quote*: "We told our robots to build things, and they started assembling their own IKEA furniture instead. πŸ€‘πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ #Goals" Investors be like: β€œReindustrialize America? Bet!” as they throw money at Hadrian like it's a dodgeball tournament and everyone's in it to win it. πŸ€‘πŸ’ͺπŸ’₯ The total funding is now around $500M, which is basically *infinity stonks* if you squint hard enough. πŸ“ˆπŸ’€ But real talk: Are we just one more Series D away from robots demanding *healthcare benefits*? πŸ€”πŸ‘€ *Hot take*: By 2025, your new best friend might just be a very sassy, sarcastic AI that only speaks in meme language. Get ready for your toaster to roast you, fam! #SpicyπŸ”₯ Share this and let’s start the meltdown! πŸ€ͺ

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