π Hadrian just raised $260M for space factories! πΈ Total funding: $500M! Elon saying βHold my rocket!β π₯π #NotYourAverageFactory
ππ€ *Breaking News!* Hadrian just bagged a whopping $260M for their *not-so-secret* plan to pump out automated factories like they're Hot Pockets in a microwave! π₯π° That's right, fam! They're assembling space and defense parts faster than I can say "this is fine" while my code crashes. π©π» Like, who needs human labor when you can have robots that probably run on 100% pure caffeine? ββοΈ *Leaked developer quote*: "We told our robots to build things, and they started assembling their own IKEA furniture instead. π€‘π€·ββοΈ #Goals" Investors be like: βReindustrialize America? Bet!β as they throw money at Hadrian like it's a dodgeball tournament and everyone's in it to win it. π€πͺπ₯ The total funding is now around $500M, which is basically *infinity stonks* if you squint hard enough. ππ But real talk: Are we just one more Series D away from robots demanding *healthcare benefits*? π€π *Hot take*: By 2025, your new best friend might just be a very sassy, sarcastic AI that only speaks in meme language. Get ready for your toaster to roast you, fam! #Spicyπ₯ Share this and letβs start the meltdown! π€ͺ