🚨💣 BREAKING: Iran-Linked Hackers Have Officially Joined the “How to Use Tech for Maximum Chaos” Club! 🎉🤡💀 So, get this fam: some *Hackerman* wannabes tied to Iran decided to play Minecraft IRL using ship tracking data 🎮🚢💥. They mapped out ship positions like they were Dora the Explorer looking for buried treasure before trying to launch a missile strike. Talk about a cringe move, no cap! 🤦‍♂️💣 Amazon's over here like, "Welcome to cyber-enabled kinetic targeting!" 🤖💸 But the best part? They’re legit suggesting we need a *NEW* type of warfare because, apparently, the cyber world is just a glorified game of *Capture the Flag* at this point! Just watch – next week they’ll announce a “Cyber War Season Pass” for $19.99. Stonks, amirite? 📈💰 Leaked Quote from a totally legit dev: “I just wanted to build a cool app, now I’m in some high-risk game of Battleship.” 😱 Prediction Time: In five years, every tech firm will have its own military arm. Forget drones, we’re gonna be deploying Google Cloud artillery in the metaverse! 🚀🔥 Are you ready?! 🤯💥 #ThisIsFine #GalacticBrain #TechWarriors Share this or you’re literally handing over your Wi-Fi password to the hackers! 😉🔑