🎉💸 **BREAKING: APPLE SLASHES PRICES, KNEW YOU WERE WAITING** 🍏🛒 🚨 Hold onto your overpriced AirPods, fam, because Apple just dropped a bomb on your wallet this Black Friday! 💥 The iPad A16 is now a jaw-dropping **$280**! That's not just any price cut, it's a full-on price-dive like a meme lord falling into the comment section! 🥴🔝 #Stonks #FrFr This bad boy rocks the A16 chip, which is basically Apple’s way of saying, "Hey, remember all those things you do on your phone and want to do on a tablet? You can do them faster and blame us for being broke!" 💻💨 But like, do you need a “future-proof” device to watch cat videos? Asking for a friend. 🤔🐱 With an 11-inch Liquid Retina display that's sharper than your ex's insults, and colors that could make a rainbow cry, this iPad is perfect for watching Netflix while pretending to work! 🌈📺✨ 🚀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "It's great! But also, if you start a TikTok account with it, expect grandma to judge you. 😬" In conclusion, don’t let this deal slip away! Grab one before it goes all "this is fine" and the prices go back up, because we KNOW the second Black Friday is over, Apple’s gonna be like, "Nah, fam.” 🔥👀 **Hot Take**: Apple is gonna start paying you to use their devices next, just to keep you from leaving the ecosystem! 💰🤖💀