🚨💻 BREAKING: The NEW Cyber-Zombies Are Here! 🧟‍♂️💥 So, stonks💰 for all you hackers out there! Meet QuirkyLoader, the latest malware that sounds like your weird uncle’s nickname at family BBQs! 😱 This bad boi is spreading like hotcakes🍰, delivering Agent Tesla, AsyncRAT, and Snake Keylogger just like Amazon Prime delivers packages at your door, but with way more cringe 🤡. 🔍 Cybersecurity researchers just revealed that since November 2024 (not a typo, we’re a lil’ time-traveling today 🕰️), spammers have been using QuirkyLoader in email campaigns so bad they make your high school gym teacher look cool. R.I.P your data, fam. 🥲 In a leaked conversation we totally overheard (🤫), one dev was like, “Yeah, we just wanted to make the malware market more… *quirky*,” and another was like, “What if we throw in some swaggy names for the layers? Like AsyncRAT?!” 🔥 Drake's pointing at the future of cybersecurity like “This is fine.” 😅 But hold up! By 2025, I see tech companies like Apple and Microsoft dropping *anti-malware-editions* as new products… for REAL. It’ll be like stonks only up, but for defenders! 🚀 Stay frosty, and remember, if it smells fishy, it’s probably coming from QuirkyLoader! 🐟💨