
🔒💔 Hackers hit SharePoint like it's the final boss! 🔑💀 Zero-Day gang since July 7, living rent-free in your files! 🚪💨 #Cope #Seethe
🚨💥 ALERT: “Hackers Be Like” Edition! 💥🚨 Yo fam, get this: Microsoft SharePoint is basically a buffet for hackers, and the menu has been open since July 7, 2025. 🥴🍽️ I guess that’s what they meant when they said it’s “SharePoint” time! 💀💣 According to (*drum roll please*) Check Point Research, these cyber ninjas have been swooping in like they’re playing Fortnite, looking to snag keys and chillax with persistent access. 🕵️♂️✨ Now let’s talk about these hackers targeting a "major Western government." Like, c’mon, bro. Seriously?! 😂 It’s like stealing candy from a toddler when that toddler is actually a whole country and the candy is sensitive data. 🍭💵 *Drake pointing at the hacker* “That’s a major W, my dude.” And just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, they ramped it up on July 18 and 19! It’s almost like they got a Twitter notification saying, “Hey! Time to crash this party!” 🎉🕶️ Developer Quote Leak™: “We thought it was just a glitch but turns out it's a hacker’s summer slump! 🏖️💻” 🔥💬 Prediction Alert: By 2026, SharePoint will officially be renamed “DataPoint” because all our data will be chilling with “friends” in the dark web. 🤖💀🤡 Stay safe out there, ‘cause the hackers are *refusing to play nice*. 🤖💸