🎓💻🔥 YO, fam, BREAKING NEWS!!! 🤡 Hackers just out here degening on the University of Pennsylvania like it’s a Black Friday sale for data! 😂💀 Like, they said “Why compromise your morals when you can just compromise a whole university?” 🤖💌 These digital ninjas rolled up with the finesse of the Grinch stealing Christmas, sliding into inboxes with official UPenn emails. “Hey, it’s us, your friendly neighborhood hackers! Want discounts on your grades? Just kidding! Hand over your data or we'll spill the tea!” ☕💰 The U of P squad is like: “This is fine” 🔥🔥, while dodging cyber bullets and frantically calling their IT dude (who’s probably out sick or on vacation). 🤣 Leaked convo from our imaginary tech whiz, Dave: “Yo, dude, if we don’t get our data back, I’ll just drop the most CRINGE meme compilation involving all your embarrassing email fails!” 😭 Honestly, these hackers are just one Cheeto-finger-covered keyboard away from becoming the next TikTok stars. 🚀 So here’s the spicy prediction: Before the semester ends, we’ll have hacker TikToks teaching you how to leak your professor’s final exam. Stonks? More like bonkers! 📈🔥 Stay woke, folks! 💥 #UPennHack #HackerTok #ChaosTheorem