🔥🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! WordPress is getting HACKED. Let's spill the tea ☕ on this wild web drama! 🎭 So picture this: YOU just launched your vibrant non-profit website with the "Alone – Charity Multipurpose Non-profit WordPress Theme" (yeah, super catchy, right? 🤡). Enter the hacker squad, rolling in like they own the place. This isn’t your typical neighborhood prank, fam. We’re talking CVE-2025-5394—aka, the “Here’s a free upgrade to Chaos” bug, with a CVSS score of 9.8! 💀💀 A SECURITY RESEARCHER named Thái An said, *“I thought I was coding, not opening Pandora’s box!”* They really should’ve named this theme “Alone—In the Wrong Hands.” 😂🤖 But wait, it gets BETTER! These hackers are essentially pulling *remote plugin installations* without even breaking a sweat. It’s like a heist movie, but way less glam and way more cringe. 📉 📈 So what do we do? Well, just slap on the “This is fine” meme while we wait for the patch, because who doesn’t love a little digital chaos in their life? 🤷‍♂️ Here's my hot take: 💥 Get ready for 2025, when ALL themes come with a free side of vulnerability! Stonks on security flaws through the roof, sent directly to your nearest dumpster fire! Let’s GOOOOO! 🚀 #WebDev2025 🥳